Imagine holding 5 coffees, a bagel, and trying to get your car keys out…then boom, someone tries to hand you a microphone. That’s what I’m trying to go for.Awkward Microphone Holds!Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardmicrophone)http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/someone at the station went to work still drunk.  <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2563f7b754c29df987417f6c6a70827/tumblr_mmfur0CWsD1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>someone at the station went to work still drunk.  </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49952578509http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49952578509Wed, 08 May 2013 16:02:03 -0400remotetim hudsonatlantabravesfoxsportsBest way to a solo career.  Letting your bandmates look like...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b49d56ed6a49e792eaacdc5bc57f2bd4/tumblr_mmfug8fRuy1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best way to a solo career.  Letting your bandmates look like idiots.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49873851039http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49873851039Tue, 07 May 2013 16:02:08 -0400Backwards micNot gonna make it in the big city like that.   (betcha thought I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea80a66a3f975ef4a01a634c1346d78c/tumblr_mmftfsYhmk1r43j86o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Not gonna make it in the big city like that.  </p> <p>(betcha thought I forgot about this blog….I kinda did.)</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49862437797http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/49862437797Tue, 07 May 2013 12:50:00 -0400Backwards micYou could say that we’re “stretching” this...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m12st9fdGI1qjnhqgo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You could say that we’re “stretching” this concept now.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/19510991171http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/19510991171Sun, 18 Mar 2012 10:00:40 -0400Can someone teach this kid how to use these things?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzhy3hjmHA1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can someone teach this kid how to <a href="http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/11441763257/i-guess-kids-dont-have-hacky-sacks-anymore-at" title="Bieber!" target="_blank">use</a> these things?</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17716746714http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17716746714Thu, 16 Feb 2012 12:33:17 -0500Justin BieberAwkwardmicrophoneawkward microphone holdvia user bamr www.junglescene.com<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz518hQwVm1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via user <span><strong>bamr </strong><a href="http://www.junglescene.com" target="_blank">www.junglescene.com</a></span></p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17607902979http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17607902979Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:05:05 -0500awkwardmicrophoneawkward microphone holdHis poops average a pretty decent sized Couric.  <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz511nIXPN1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>His poops average a pretty decent sized Couric.  </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17552183697http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17552183697Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:02:05 -0500BonoU2AwkwardMicrophoneawkward microphone holdSanta…he’s watching you.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz50wgYO1Y1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santa…he’s watching you.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17372417620http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17372417620Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:02:05 -0500fartingI guessawkwardmicrophoneawkward microphone holdHoward Stern, always a good go-to for this stuff.  <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz51fc89iS1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Howard Stern, always a good go-to for this stuff.  </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17325178930http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17325178930Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:16:45 -0500fartawkwardmicrophoneawkward microphone holdhoward sternWhat are they trying to get sound of?  Is that a cake?...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz50ojxHYB1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What are they trying to get sound of?  Is that a cake? That’s a good waste of cake.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17324618335http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17324618335Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:00:18 -0500???awkward microphone holdawkwardmicrophoneI hold the microphone in my butt?<a href="http://msimicrophonebutt.ytmnd.com/">I hold the microphone in my butt?</a>: <p>Kickin’ it old school with a ytmnd.com link….you’ve been warned.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17324524215http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17324524215Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:57:32 -0500I holdthe Microphonein mybuttAwkwardMicrophone“So, I just…sing into it?”  <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4vsyxI431r43j86o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“So, I just…sing into it?”  </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17321132659http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17321132659Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:14:58 -0500John LennonAwkward MicrophoneThe BeatlesM.I.A. at the half time show.  Rude behavior or genius attempt...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyz9sjHGTV1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>M.I.A. at the half time show.  Rude behavior or genius attempt at promoting new album?</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17155071287http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/17155071287Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:31:31 -0500MIAM.I.A.MadonnaSuper BowlNFLHalftime ShowMiddle FingerOh R.Kelly.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyssjktnk61r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh R.Kelly.</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16957985534http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16957985534Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:33:19 -0500R.kellySoulacoasterA lot of micsAwkwardMicrophonePhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygy7nt7ng1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16864791958http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16864791958Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:02:05 -0500monkeyawkwardmicrophoneI’ll have to say, Dolly always did like big things. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygy2ihI6F1r43j86o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ll have to say, Dolly always did like big things. </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16819430454http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16819430454Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:05:06 -0500Dolly PartonBig MicrophoneAwkwardMicrophonePhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygxy4OYwI1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16760936374http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16760936374Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:02:05 -0500lenny and stevebabyawkwardmicrophoneOh yeah Rick Santorum??<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygxumg8uM1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh yeah Rick Santorum??</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16585480776http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16585480776Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:56:46 -0500Rick SantorumDeep throatawkwardmicrophoneTurn any handheld mic into a lavalier in one easy step!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfapwOI8x1r43j86o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Turn any handheld mic into a lavalier in one easy step!</p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16535351197http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16535351197Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:39:00 -0500Awkward MicrophoneCleavageMicLavalierThat guy in the photo you have tagged as Mumford and Sons is not a member of Mumford and Sons. Just FYI.<p>Thank you anon for your astute observation. I did hold off for awhile before tagging that picture. Then I was told that it was Marcus Mumford, the frontman for Mumford and Sons. I pulled the trigger and tagged it. Hey we all make mistakes.  But after your comment, I looked into it and it is actually Matthew Vasquez of Delta Spirit. Things will be corrected and all will be right with the world. So once again thank you anon! </p>http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16381845610http://awkwardmicrophone.tumblr.com/post/16381845610Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:35:36 -0500